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Old 13 Apr 05, 03:18
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Default Why do women hate good looking guys?

Why is it that women try to display such beauty to impress us men, but when we try to return the favour, they sigh in grief and turn their heads away.

Women used to be so much more open to me when I was an ugly duckling. But when I lost weight, built muscle, and took vitamins to care for my hair and skin, then all the women started to distance themselves from me. ESPECIALLY THE HOT ONES.

It's just not fair. When I was an ugly duckling, I had hot women smiling at me all the time, but I was too ashamed to ask any out because I didn't like the way I looked. When I finally perfected my look and gained the confidence I needed, then they all changed their act and treat me like an ugly duckling. Ironic.

Once in a while a hottie does catch me off guard, and I'm speechless because of nervousness impediment being in a crowd or having a homework conversation with a friend. Also my inabilities to attract a desired women has taken it's toll on my self-esteem .
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A lot of the time, really hot guys have shitty personalities. Has your attitude changed since all this has happened? Are you trying to act like you're hot shit? If yes, then that probably has to do with it. I suggest you just play it cool and be your same old self. Someone will find you.
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they are just insecure cuz your so hot... ya' know?
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I suggest whipping it out.
That works too...
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Old 13 Apr 05, 03:31
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A lot of the time, really hot guys have shitty personalities. Has your attitude changed since all this has happened? Are you trying to act like you're hot shit? If yes, then that probably has to do with it. I suggest you just play it cool and be your same old self. Someone will find you.
I agree. most guys that are hot are really shallow. most of the not-hot guys are more caring than hot guys. just try to be a nice, hot guy.

best I could come up with.
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A lot of the time, really hot guys have shitty personalities. Has your attitude changed since all this has happened? Are you trying to act like you're hot shit? If yes, then that probably has to do with it. I suggest you just play it cool and be your same old self. Someone will find you.


Not at all. I was a geek in high school, bullied half the time and was into Star Wars, Chess and Final Fantasy. I also have social anxiety disorder and nervousness. When I entered College, nobody knew that I was a paranoid geek so they only judged me by the way I look. It's type of "racism" because they assume that anyone attractive is automatically a jerk.

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I agree. most guys that are hot are really shallow. most of the not-hot guys are more caring than hot guys. just try to be a nice, hot guy.

best I could come up with.
I'm not "hot" I just have a nice frame, but at first glance women are fooled into believing that I'm "hot". When a women sits and talks with me, she gets a clearer view of my face and sees that I have defaults and flaws. I have narrow cheekbones, giving my face a long look. I have a thin nose, giving my nose a long look. I also have these dark circles around my eyes which are genetic. The women that I know feel more secure around me because they see all of my flaws. Of course, I lose my "hotness", but gain their trust.
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Not at all. I was a geek in high school, bullied half the time and was into Star Wars, Chess and Final Fantasy. I also have social anxiety disorder and nervousness. When I entered College, nobody knew that I was a paranoid geek so they only judged me by the way I look. It's type of "racism" because they assume that anyone attractive is automatically a jerk.
Well then you gotta put yourself out there and let them know you're not a jerk.
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It's been a while Roke. I don't think people hate you because you are 'hot'. Are you fairly quiet? If so then people probably think you are odd. Start from there.
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This opens a whole new chapter on my screwed up childhood experience. Yes, I am fairly quit.
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Oh my, I'm sorry Roke. When you were born, we gave you the wrong information about your gender. You see, you're actually a woman. This could be the cause of why women don't want to go out with you, or why you're being such a cunt and making so many shit threads.
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Perhaps this is why we see so many hot girls with not so attractice boyfriends.


Or perhaps Roke has been sexified to such a level that his sheer level of sexiness is too much for any mortal woman to handle.
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Oh my, I'm sorry Roke. When you were born, we gave you the wrong information about your gender. You see, you're actually a woman. This could be the cause of why women don't want to go out with you, or why you're being such a cunt and making so many shit threads.
Ok dude that was just harsh. Sure he may start shit threads but that doesnt give you the right to say he got the wrong genetics. For all we know you could be some fat ugly guy who looks like he has a carrot up his ass and looks like a chick.

Seriously Roke, be Mr Sensitive. You know? Be nice to them, do as they say and in return they utterly like you for it and they start to think of you as a nice guy instead of a shallow minded asshole that some people think you are. Be nice and they will be nice back. It works really really well
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Ok dude that was just harsh. Sure he may start shit threads but that doesnt give you the right to say he got the wrong genetics. For all we know you could be some fat ugly guy who looks like he has a carrot up his ass and looks like a chick.

Seriously Roke, be Mr Sensitive. You know? Be nice to them, do as they say and in return they utterly like you for it and they start to think of you as a nice guy instead of a shallow minded asshole that some people think you are. Be nice and they will be nice back. It works really really well
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No, you failed me

Really though, these threads are serioulsy just a waste of space now.

And I thought Roke turned gay in his last thread anyway. Now he's just contradicting himself.
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it was april fools, i think. must say that it was the best thing that ever happened that day, though. =(

just because ball boy is trying to help roke stop posting about how much of a miserable failure he is doesn't mean you should give him the shits!

oh, and haha to sensitivity.
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it was april fools, i think. must say that it was the best thing that ever happened that day, though. =(

just because ball boy is trying to help roke stop posting about how much of a miserable failure he is doesn't mean you should give him the shits!

oh, and haha to sensitivity.

he gave me bad rep and called me fat dude. I have all the right in the world.
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When did this board get to be so full of pussies who get uptight and offended at everything?

"Roke, you're actually female!"

"OH MY GOD YOU HORRIBLE PERSON"

Right. What the fuck.

Yes, also, to Bowl Boy: I've got news for you. Roke's entire online persona is a fucking joke. An annoying online construct fashioned for his amusement. You accomplish nothing.

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